Well, the day is nigh: my wedding day is upon us. 3 days, 2 hours, 30 minutes (approx). That’s right, your old friend Dr. Mackelroy is getting married. With any luck our (outdoor) wedding will go off without a hitch… Actually i think that may be the wrong choice of words. Nevermind.
Anyway, many people have asked that time honored (and annoying question) “So are you nervous?” My response is always the same: “Leave me alone”. If they persist I give them a more detailed response, full of facial expressions, an occasional belch, and sometimes words. Many words, variable length words, good God fearing words, and words with meaning. Sometimes those words are even strung into coherent sentences. I tell them:
Marriage is a wonderful institution. Studies have shown that men who are married live longer, are “happier”, and make more money(citation needed). I have to say, I am looking forward to all three of those things. Who doesn’t want health, happiness, and money in their lives? Sorry to break it to you but being scared is not the emotion du jour anxiety has that honor at the moment. I am looking forward to all of the planning and preparation to be over with so that Mrs. Mackelroy and i can get onto our life together.
So once we get some photos from the extravaganza, i will post them here. I want to try and make a better effort at actually putting up worthwhile information on here in the future. Maybe Mrs. Mackelroy wouldnt mind joining in on the fun and posting from time to time.
Well, enjoy the long weekend and the weather it should be nice. Ill see you on the other side.
Now leave me alone.
